knee cole
12-19-2003, 01:28 PM
Top ten ways to make the Naughty list:
10. Not scrubbing behind your ears.
9. Trying to find hidden Christmas presents.
8. Pulling off those mattress tags that say, "Do not remove."
7. Not rewinding videos before returning them.
6. Getting into the "Express Lane" when you know you have more than 10 items.
5. Pushing toys under bed instead of putting them away.
4. Putting out milk for Santa Claus that's seven days beyond the expiration date.
3. Rewrapping a gift you didn't like and giving it to someone else.
2. Stretching your Christmas stocking so it holds more.
1. Tugging on someone's beard. (This is a pet peeve of Santa Claus.)
Top ten ways to make the Nice list:
10. Let someone else have the last piece.
9. Recycle your aluminum, paper, plastic
and glass.
8. Share the TV remote.
7. Volunteer to do a chore.
6. Refill the ice cube trays.
5. Get your pet from an animal shelter.
4. Give someone else the foul ball at a baseball game.
3. Always put the lid back on the toothpaste.
2. Let another person stand under your umbrella.
1. Clean the lint out of the dryer screen for the next person.
10. Not scrubbing behind your ears.
9. Trying to find hidden Christmas presents.
8. Pulling off those mattress tags that say, "Do not remove."
7. Not rewinding videos before returning them.
6. Getting into the "Express Lane" when you know you have more than 10 items.
5. Pushing toys under bed instead of putting them away.
4. Putting out milk for Santa Claus that's seven days beyond the expiration date.
3. Rewrapping a gift you didn't like and giving it to someone else.
2. Stretching your Christmas stocking so it holds more.
1. Tugging on someone's beard. (This is a pet peeve of Santa Claus.)
Top ten ways to make the Nice list:
10. Let someone else have the last piece.
9. Recycle your aluminum, paper, plastic
and glass.
8. Share the TV remote.
7. Volunteer to do a chore.
6. Refill the ice cube trays.
5. Get your pet from an animal shelter.
4. Give someone else the foul ball at a baseball game.
3. Always put the lid back on the toothpaste.
2. Let another person stand under your umbrella.
1. Clean the lint out of the dryer screen for the next person.